Oh, Tom, you were SO close!   

LOVE the fact that you went back on the Today Show to clear the air - ahem - promote your new movie and that you apologized - and even acknowledged that you were arrogant back in 2005.  But, apparently, you don’t quite understand the whole problem. 

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I hope hope hope that the stories of Tom Cruise’s parenting are greatly exaggerated.  There were no freaky parenting reports about the children he adopted with Nicole Kidman (though, who knows, maybe Nicole – despite all the Botox and extreme skinniness - was the sane parent) but that was back PJOOC (Pre Jumping On Oprah’s Couch). 

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Dammit! I told you I was worried that Tom Cruise might wake up and realize his year long public relations nightmare, thus ending my celebrity-career-suicide-watch entertainment, and the new issue of Vanity Fair seems to confirm that fact. Tom and Katie have finally released pictures of their baby, even acknowledging the rumors of her non-existence in a spread titled “Yes, Suri, She’s Our Baby!” I’ll overlook the awkward grammar of that title, and simply say that sadly the baby looks too much like Tom to keep most of the conspiracy theories afloat… Oh well, at least we still have Brit-Brit and K-Fed…

As reported by the Chicago Tribune, last night on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” guest Brooke Shields revealed that none other than Tom Cruise himself visited her house on Thursday and apologized for their very public feud over antidepressants:

“He came over to my house, and he gave me a heartfelt apology,” Shields said Friday. “And he apologized for bringing me into the whole thing and for everything that happened.

“And through it all, I was so impressed with how heartfelt it was. And I didn’t feel at any time that I had to defend myself, nor did I feel that he was trying to convince me of anything other than the fact that he was deeply sorry. And I accepted it.”

So apparently Cruise being bitch slapped by Sumner Redstone has snapped him a bit back into reality. Is a photo op with baby Suri forthcoming? Will Katie abandon her plans for escape? God, I hope not. The degeneration of Maverick has been one of the most entertaining ongoing stories in years. Care to join me in a nice, hot cup of schadenfreude?