I’m SO hoping that MTV has not cancelled the reality series My Super Sweet 16 because those snotty spoiled kids have just had a new bar set for them: Miley Cyrus celebrated her 16^th birthday by taking over Disneyland, complete with 16-foot tall purple candles, a lengthy fireworks “spectacular,” and enough celebrities (using the term somewhat loosely) marching down the purple carpet to fill Space Mountain. 

I can see why all the kids from the Camp Rock movie and some celebs that need a little oomph in their career (Jennie Garth) were there but Steve Carell….why?  Even if your 7-year old daughter is a HUGE fan of Hannah Montana, why would you want her to witness this monstrous display of self-importance? (Or call it what it really is, a huge PR stunt by Disney). 

Our country is financially falling apart but apparently the 7,000 “guests” thought this was a perfectly acceptable way for a 16-year old star to celebrate her birthday.  And I can already hear the whining of some producer’s just-had-her-nose-fixed-and-her-boobs-done daughter on MTV next season.  “Daddy, Miley Cyrus had her party at Disneyland so I want you to take over the entire state of Montana for MY party!  That’ll show her!” 

In all fairness (though I don’t know why I’m bothering) Miley did share her birthday with Youth Service America, which promotes volunteerism in, you guessed it, youth - and gave them a million dollars.  But by next week no one will remember that.  All anyone will remember is that an overpaid, over-adored teen actress took over a public attraction for her birthday.  And there were fireworks.  And she sang.  And she looked sooooo cute. And mom can I have giant purple candles for my birthday?  Can I?  Can I?

If the fathers of these Super Sweet 16 kids were smart (which they are NOT because if they were not only would their children not be spoiled, narcissistic idiots, they wouldn’t let MTV film the entire fiasco so the whole world can see just how bad their parenting skills are) they would tell their girls that if you want to have a party like Miley Cyrus, you have to let Billy Ray perform “Achy Breaky Heart” just like he did at Miley’s party.

That should put a stop to it.