Jon and Kate, your days are numbered
Twins are becoming so common in Hollywood (congrats to Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell, btw - even though your baby names sound like racehorses) that if you have just one these days you kinda look like a slacker. Seriously, twins are such a non-story that at 5 p.m. yesterday the news of the Romijn/O’Connell babes was one of the featured headlines on Starmagazine.com and by 6:30 they had been knocked off by Patricia Arquette’s divorce, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s broken engagement, and Tim Allen’s first grandchild - oops, I mean new baby due in the spring.
I predict that by 2010 twins in Hollywood will no longer be that rare and the really hot Celebrity Moms will be having triplets, then eventually more and more at a time. Colleges and universities will start offering degrees in How to be a Hollywood Nanny and trendy boutiques will pop up on Rodeo Drive offering coordinating – yet unique - $250 baby outfits. Laws will be passed that give double and triple strollers right of way on LA sidewalks, GM will start building Escalades with fourth and fifth rows, and eventually, as all these children follow their parents into the business, every character in every movie and television show will have an evil twin.
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