So, I bitch a lot.

Okay, a ton. I’m going to however, list twenty things [because I love lists] my kid does, and I beg ask you do the same! It’ll be fun, and we can like, share similar answers and giggle like school girls, okay?

1. My daughter stinks like sun screen, baby sweat, and milk. I LOVE IT!

2. That she loves avacodos, but will sneak chicken to the dogs when she thinks I’m not looking.

3. Even though she’s only 11 months she says “what’s that” in the most inequsitive tone I’ve heard.

4. She fars, quite loud, and when it’s most quiet.

5. She adores books, if only to chew on them, and babble inchoherently to them.

6. She “does nice” to our four pets.

7. That when we lease expect it, she shoves her foot in her mouth and gnaws on her toes.

8. That she has no say in what her shirts say so today hers says “Diaper Loading, 90% full…”

9. That her diaper rash is gone. THANK THE LORD!

10. She appreciates Belle and Sebastian and attempts to sing along.

11. Even when the TV is playing the brightest loudest cartoon she’d rather play with string and ribbon.

12.   When I say “NO” she immediatly hands over whatever she’s trying to put in her mouth.

13. Most of the time it’s dog food.

14. She is sleeping through the night, but still gets in bed at 6am to get in that extra hour, and snuggle.

15. She’s brilliant. I kid you not, she is. Watch out world.

16. She took seven steps without falling.

17. She can climb up and down the ledge in the living room, making a surprised face every time she does it succesfully.

18. She gets along with everyone, and goes entire days without throwing a fit.

19. She’s as independent as a toddler can get.

20. She’s mine. All mine

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