Roll the Laugh Track
You know how in all the old sitcoms, there was the obnoxious pre-schooler, the cutely dressed precocious one who was barely out of diapers, but could proclaim age inappropriate slang with perfect diction? I have one of those kids.
My three-year-old is being partially raised by her older siblings. Sometimes this results in tear-jerking adorableness, Mommy, I fell and hurt my solar plexus. (the older two are very into martial arts) And, sometimes it results in public humiliation, Don’t make me snap my fingers in a Z-formation, hip rotation, exclamation, talk to the hand, talk to the fist, don’t talk back ‘cause you just got dissed.
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