In a move that I naively thought was uniquely American, Reuters is reporting that a school in the heavily Catholic Spain is canceling Christmas.

MADRID (Reuters) - The Hilarion Gimeno school in Zaragoza said teachers had put forward various reasons for not celebrating Christmas, but ABC said the worry was that Muslim children might be upset.

That may be the best reason yet for us here in America to clearly draw the line between church and state in our schools — so we don’t upset the Muslims. Because they get angry. And you wouldn’t like them when they’re angry. A war on Christmas ain’t nothin’ compared to a jihad on Papa Noel.

Bill O’Reilly has already declared a boycott on tapas, sangria, and Penelope Cruz. King Carlos? You’re on notice.

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