I’ve got Mothers Day questions and you imperfects BETTER give me answers!

What should I ask for?

Mothers Day might be a hallmark holiday but people, people there’s no way in hell I’m turning down the opportunity to ask for treasures. No. Way. I need help deciding which one of wishes [thus far] should take priority. And please do share our Mothers Day “traditions” cause’ being a first time momma I’m interested in stealing ideas for the years to come. Three cheers for milkin’ mothers day!

MD Wish list:

1. No poop diapers for a week. Originally I was going to say “no changing a poo for the day” but that’s ONE load, and far too small of a gift…that’s more of a favor actually. A week is seven dumps, which is the perfect amount to be considered a present.

2.  Clean up after dinner. No more eating and running back to your computer sucker…me and the kid will be in the living room while you deal with the mess. This is worth three dinners which is probably the amount I cook per week.

3. Sleep ins every Saturday for the rest of my life.

I honestly can’t think of any more. I mean, besides a billion dollar gift card to Amazon for books, yes that’d be nice but I think I’m pretty happy, except for you know shit, messy kitchens, and lack of sleep apparently.

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