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Now that’s a Happy Meal

Posted May 16, 2007 at 1:12 pm by Prescott

From the Associated Press:

Ottawa, IL — Keith Irelan and his three children went through a McDonald’s drive-thru Monday night to order Happy Meals. They were on their way to meet their mother at a nearby school for a picnic, police said.

But one of the children — an 8-year-old girl — got a lighter, pipe, and bag of marijuana in her Happy Meal, according to Ottawa Police Chief Brian Zeilmann. Her father went to the police.

In other news, Burger King will begin its “Crack Whore Value Meal” promotion next week.

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