IP Web

All posts tagged with : congress

Filed under: News & Politics

Phrases heard today around our new Democrat controlled congress

Posted November 8, 2006 at 8:37 am by Prescott

“Who has the mandate NOW, bitch?”

“Holy shit, Lieberman, what are you doing here?”

“I dunno, I kinda like ‘Pelosi Posse’.”

“I guess I can always go back to coaching wrestling.”

“I got your House Bill 11AR, 24-33, C, RIGHT HERE.”

“What do you mean we’re to blame now?”

“I hate to admit it, but that Santorum WAS kind of a dick.”

“OK, everyone, put your entitlement programs into this hat, and we’ll pick to see who goes first.”

“Yeah, no thanks to you, you Frankenstein-looking motherfucker.”

“I guess we don’t need to worry about election reform anymore, what’s next?”

“Rebulicaaannnnsss. Come out and plaaaayyyy.”

“Yes, Phil’s House of Drapes? You can go ahead and place that order.”

“mommy?!”

Bookmark to:
Add to kirtsy Add to stumble Add to digg Add to reddit 
Tags: , , ,

Comments (1)

Categories:

Recent Comments

Recent Posts

Sign up for Imperfect Parent News
Advertisement
Our supporters:
Archives:

    

"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it." -- Salvador Dali