So, if you haven’t heard about Boobquake, climb out from under the rock you’re living under (or the dungeon you’re trapped in, right, Whipping Boy?) and display those boobs (at your own comfort level, of course).

Oddly enough, there actually was an earthquake in Taiwan. So maybe this whole boob thing isn’t just a joke after all.

Now, if nothing happens to California due to all this boob-induced seismic action, the Mominatrix will be making a pair of appearances in the Bay Area and she really hopes you’ll be able to make it.

May 3, 2010 – 8 to 10pm: Good Vibrations – Berkeley Location

The Mominatrix’s Guide to Sex: A Special Mother’s Day Boot Camp (NEW)!
$25 if pre-registered, $30 for drop-ins

With Mother’s Day right around the corner, what better way to celebrate motherhood than with a libido boot camp with sex columnist, author of The Mominatrix’s Guide to Sex, and mom of three Kristen Chase aka “The Mominatrix.” Tapping into her experience as a mom who’s managed to maintain a healthy sex life and a sense of humor with kids in tow, she’ll help attendees reclaim their inner Mominatrix through thoughtful discussion and experiential activities aimed specifically at moms. From finding discrete sex toys and women-friendly porn, to dealing with the challenges that the post-partum body can create, even super easy tips and tricks to spice up your love-making, the Mominatrix will help you tackle everything you need to know or want to ask. So get ready to ditch those mommy jeans and dust off those handcuffs.

Purchase tickets here.

May 4, 2010 – 7-9pm Good Vibrations Polk Street

Mommy’s Playdate (Free event)
1620 Polk Street
San Francisco, CA

Mommies need play time too! Attend this after-hours mixer with like-minded moms who want to learn how to put the spice back in their sex lives. Leave the kids at home, enjoy a “Mommi-tini,” get a personalized store tour and one-on-one consultation with our staff sexologist and renowned author/expert, Dr. Carol Queen. Plus, meet the author of “The Mominatrix’s Guide to Sex, a No-Surrender Advice Book for Naughty Moms,” and enter to win a Good Vibrations “Sexy Starter Kit!” For more information, visit the Good Vibrations Events Site.

If you happen to be in the Chicago area, you will want to mark your calendars because the Mominatrix will be visiting the Windy City and painting the town hot pink.

She’ll be hosting a fun Mom’s (and Dad’s too!) Night Out at Psychobaby, the hippest kid’s boutique in Chicago, with food, drinks, and plenty of shopping. You can pick up your autographed copy of “The Mominatrix’s Guide to Sex” and the first 50 guests will snag a cool swag bag featuring special gifts from Psychobaby and G-Boutique (a former Mominatrix Radio Show guest).

And, to top it off, Sitter City is offering free babysitting*.

So grab your friends and head on over for a little pre-Mother’s Day celebration with the Mominatrix and Whipping Boy!

Details:

Thursday, April 22, 2010 – 7 to 9pm; Psychobaby located at 1630 N. Damen Ave, Chicago; No RSVP required, but come early to snag a swag bag!

*Please reserve your babysitting slot by emailing pr@psychobaby.net

Special Thanks to Embassy Suites Chicago for sponsoring the Mominatrix Book Tour in Chicago. You can learn more about their hotel and very family friendly accommodations at the Mominatrix event!

Toss those kids to daddy, or beg your sitter to stay late, because the Mominatrix is taking Philadelphia by storm.

Well, literally at least. It’s supposed to rain tonight, damnit.

You can pick up an autographed copy of her book, “The Mominatrix’s Guide to Sex,” and enjoy the company of lovely local mom bloggers, friends, and family – including her mom.

She’ll be handing out ear plugs instead of bookmarks.

Head over to the Tritone on 15th & South between 7-9pm, and stay for the dancy party with the West Philly Orchestra, a pretty swinging brass band.

And stay tuned! The Mominatrix hits Chicago (April 22 & 23), San Francisco (May 2 & 3), and New York City (May 8) very soon!

It’s been a couple of weeks since my last post, but I certainly hope you extended your Sexual Resolution through February. Granted you might not be doing a challenge a day or anything, but considering how well you started your year, there’s nothing wrong with keeping up the momentum.

Since it’s the Official Day of Love, I wanted to spread some of my own and announce the winner of the Sexual Resolution Grand Prize Giveaway, courtesy of Eden Fantasys.

Ass smack roll, please…

Mommy is Dating

Congrats, Piper, and thanks to all the hot mamas who joined me in January and were kind enough to blog about it.

If you’re still stumped about Valentine’s Day, I obviously have not taught you well. As you might have guessed, you really don’t need an actual present to make today special. You had 30 days of practice. Now go put it to good use!

[You can still use the "MOMINATRIX" code for 15% off at Eden Fantasys. Better late than never]

Congratulations for completing all 31 challenges, or at least sticking around to watch the madness. It’s been an exciting month – not just because we’ve done a sexually-related activity for every day this month, but even better, we’ve made some great strides in our own sexuality and in that of our relationships.

Plus, it’s been fabulous meeting a whole slew of new people that I would never have met before.

If you’re wondering what’s next, stay tuned:

• A valentine’s Day Gift Guide
• “I’m a Mominatrix” interviews
• Mominatrix book tour stops
• Mom 2.0 Speaking engagement
• BlogHer 2010 Speaking engagement

And that’s just the beginning.

I’d love to hear from you – what would you like more of as 2010 gets under way. Aside from the regular bi-monthly column and weekly podcasts, what do you need more of?

And don’t forget to send in your blog posts so that you can be entered in the big grand prize giveaway from Eden Fantasys. Make sure to read the rules – posts date anytime today (and all throughout the month of January) will be eligible.