So, if you haven’t heard about Boobquake, climb out from under the rock you’re living under (or the dungeon you’re trapped in, right, Whipping Boy?) and display those boobs (at your own comfort level, of course).
Oddly enough, there actually was an earthquake in Taiwan. So maybe this whole boob thing isn’t just a joke after all.
Now, if nothing happens to California due to all this boob-induced seismic action, the Mominatrix will be making a pair of appearances in the Bay Area and she really hopes you’ll be able to make it.
May 3, 2010 – 8 to 10pm: Good Vibrations – Berkeley Location
The Mominatrix’s Guide to Sex: A Special Mother’s Day Boot Camp (NEW)!
$25 if pre-registered, $30 for drop-ins
With Mother’s Day right around the corner, what better way to celebrate motherhood than with a libido boot camp with sex columnist, author of The Mominatrix’s Guide to Sex, and mom of three Kristen Chase aka “The Mominatrix.” Tapping into her experience as a mom who’s managed to maintain a healthy sex life and a sense of humor with kids in tow, she’ll help attendees reclaim their inner Mominatrix through thoughtful discussion and experiential activities aimed specifically at moms. From finding discrete sex toys and women-friendly porn, to dealing with the challenges that the post-partum body can create, even super easy tips and tricks to spice up your love-making, the Mominatrix will help you tackle everything you need to know or want to ask. So get ready to ditch those mommy jeans and dust off those handcuffs.
Mommy’s Playdate (Free event)
1620 Polk Street
San Francisco, CA
Mommies need play time too! Attend this after-hours mixer with like-minded moms who want to learn how to put the spice back in their sex lives. Leave the kids at home, enjoy a “Mommi-tini,” get a personalized store tour and one-on-one consultation with our staff sexologist and renowned author/expert, Dr. Carol Queen. Plus, meet the author of “The Mominatrix’s Guide to Sex, a No-Surrender Advice Book for Naughty Moms,” and enter to win a Good Vibrations “Sexy Starter Kit!” For more information, visit the Good Vibrations Events Site.
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