I must say that you all are quite a naughty bunch, and I enjoyed exchanging naughty tweets, emails, and dms with you yesterday for Challenge #12.
And I sent a few little sext messages of my very own. Most of which involved me vacuuming and cleaning toilets.
Hey, whatever works, right?
Today, your Challenge #13 involves showering with someone else, or enjoy an extra long one for your very own. Hopefully, it will involve more than just a quick scrub.
Use the power of the DVD player. It is your friend.
And the shower water running works well to cover up noises.
So look! I know a bunch of you already do this, but there’s still a lot of people who don’t, so get ready for Challenge #14: Go Commando.
I’ve heard people say that “commando” only really applies to guys, but whatever. Take off the underpants and let it hang loose, ladies.
Now I’m going to say that this is going to be a challenge for me thanks to a common post partum issue that is the opposite of dryness. Believe me, it’s the bane of my existence.
But I’m going to suck it up and do it for you – you dedicated sexy mamas.
I will say that discovering someone is not wearing underwear when they usually do is very sexy. So take them off, people, and if you have any tips to share about going pantyless, please share.
Make sure you get your posts in to me if you’d like me to include them in my round-up tomorrow. You need to post at least twice during the 31 days to be entered in the grand prize drawing. Email them to: mominatrixbook[at]gmail[dot]com.
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