When I think about you I touch myself
I did a little one-two combination with Challenge #10. A little welcome back for my husband. A little fun for me.
I think I should give myself a hand.
(Ha).
No really. I think that we often forget the power of our hands, particularly when we don’t have a lot of time to waste and we just try to head straight for the big finish without remembering how sensual our hands can be.
I used this challenge as a chance to really focus in on what the hell I was doing. It also helps to have a responsive partner who will tell you if you’re on the right track or if it feels like you’re giving them a medical exam.
Today is Challenge #11: Kegels. Make sure you follow me on twitter. I’ll be sending out little, friendly reminders to Kegel.
Like now.
Kegel.
[Side note: I hate auto DMs on twitter but wouldn't it be funny to make one that just said "KEGEL" - I think I might just appreciate that sort of message].
Okay so Challenge #12: Send a Sext Message
Oh yeah, baby. I want you to send a steamy hot message to someone sometime tomorrow. It can be an email, a text message (also known as “sexting”), hell, even use IM for a little fun.
You daring folks might even try Twitter (Though I highly recommend steering clear of Facebook).
A few tips for safe sexting:
1. Double check the number (You don’t want to tell your Father-in-Law that you want his cock in your mouth).
Okay that just made me faint.
2. Get a sense of where your “subject” is and what they are doing when you send a text message. Emails are a little easier (but make sure you know that no one else checks their email for them). And before you “ring” someone on IM with “I’m so wet right now,” you might want to start with a “Hey, you there?” type greeting.
3. Keep it short and sweet, particularly if you’re sending it to a dude.
If you’ve never sent a sext message before, realize that it doesn’t need to be some nasty, pornographic one-liner.
It can be anything from “I’m thinking of you right now” or “I can’t wait until you get home” to “I want your dick inside of me right now” or “I’m getting wet just thinking about your mouth on my pussy.”
Woo! NC-17 today, mamas!
Granted, the whole “I’m thinking of your right now” is a little tame, but that’s okay. It’s a start.
And what’s great about sexting is that it’s very good practice for dirty talk, which will be coming up soon.
Most people have an easier time writing this stuff than saying it. Typing a few nasty words seems a little safer - it’s your fingers and not your voice - and you can be a little more expressive without having to worry about what you sound like.
So play around with a few ideas before you send something. Head back to your erotic romance novels, or pop in a little porno for some inspiration.
And if you don’t have anyone to send a sext message to, let me know. I’m sure I can drum up some volunteers - at least for a little Twitter exchange or a DM.
Anyone?
Leave some sexy comments for me, ladies (and gents). C’mon! I want to hear them. RIGHT NOW! (How’s that?).
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1. Prescott
January 11, 2010 @ 11:00 am
Thanks for putting that craptastic Divinyls song in my head.
And guys, remember Mominatrix said there are kegel exercises for men, too.
2. julie
January 11, 2010 @ 11:57 am
Tips for safe sexting. Awesome.
And I actually do appreciate the Kegel reminders. Between you and @skinnyjeans (hydration nudge), I’m well taken care of today.
3. Dominatricks
January 11, 2010 @ 12:45 pm
You don’t have to blow the full sexting load in one shot, work it all afternoon… leave her ready and wanting the real thing when you get home.
4. Helen
January 11, 2010 @ 1:10 pm
gee … i told my husband about the challenge and he’s ‘practicing’ I just got this on my IM
yes, that’s a penis ejaculating on boobs. I have a feeling tomorrow will be hysterical
5. Mominatrix
January 11, 2010 @ 1:59 pm
I’m astounded at your creativity, Helen!
And completely agree, Dominatricks. A naughty girl never gives it all up in one text.
6. Shannon
January 11, 2010 @ 2:10 pm
If only my DH knew how to text or had any interest, then again sexting might just do it! Dragging him into the 21st century one sext at a time…. I did always think internet hugs (()) more resembled girley bits, that alone might get him home early!
7. Mominatrix
January 11, 2010 @ 2:13 pm
I’ll never look at the parentheses the same way again, Shannon.
8. Meghan
January 11, 2010 @ 2:43 pm
Your tweets are cracking me up!!!
I’m going to have to push this one off to Wednesday. Hubby has tomorrow off…although, how awesome would it be to have him read a naughty text while he’s having his portrait taken with my mom and grandparents tomorrow afternoon?!?! Haha!
9. Daisy
January 11, 2010 @ 2:58 pm
My hubby doesnt like me sexting him because he says he then cant concentrate all day! So Ill be sexting him today so he can think of what hes going to do to me today!
10. Pam
January 11, 2010 @ 3:20 pm
Ha ha - just texted my husband: “Stop thinking about sex because someone’s going to get their eye put out.”
No, it doesn’t make any sense upon further inspection, but it made me laugh.
11. cjwsbg
January 11, 2010 @ 7:35 pm
I just sent my husband a pic of my cleavage. LOL…warm up!
12. Christy
January 11, 2010 @ 8:00 pm
hubby and i sexted his whole drive home yesteday from a fishing trip. 14 hours in the car made much more enjoyable by modern day technology…Told him he could drop his pole in my hole anyday…and then added 0 <~~8 after it. my hole his pole complete with ballsac
13. Prescott
January 12, 2010 @ 1:20 am
Is there some sort of award for Best Comment Thread of the Year? Because the collection of the ones left on the Sexual Resolutions posts are a definite winner.
14. anonymous
January 12, 2010 @ 11:30 pm
My husband doesn’t receive text messages, but I like the idea f the photo. Perhaps I will leave him with a new background to discover tomorrow.