Toy story
Posted
January 10, 2010 at
8:00 am by
mominatrix
I had a pleasant evening with the Ohmibod freestyle as part of Challenge #9, though I have to admit, it was a little distracting listening to music from my iPhone during our rendezvous.
I’m heavy on the fantasy during my personal parties, and I guess it didn’t help that I had my workout music blaring.
(Note to self: Sex music and workout music should never mix - at least during sex)
I found myself getting a little annoyed when the song was over. Sure, it picked up again, but apparently, I need to download a few of those club mixes that just go on forever.
I’ll be reviewing the freestyle in a separate column, so stay tuned.
Speaking of toys, our winner from the Sex Toy Giveaway according to random.org is Helen (Commenter #1) who is trying to convince her husband that toys are not emasculating. Congrats Helen!
I hope you’re warming your hands up for today’s Challenge #10: Use your hands. I want to hear how your hands did the walking - leave me a little tidbit in the comments, will you?
For tomorrow, it’s Challenge #11: Kegels
I realize that everyone has probably done Kegels at least once in their lifetime, but apparently you should be doing them more often.
Especially if you’ve had three children and are having some post partum vaginal issues and bladder woes.
Eep.
But even if you’re still sporting a 6-pack vag, I suggest you make sure to add Kegels to your daily exercise regimen. Do them while you’re watching television, or reading a book.
Or while you’re writing your blog.
Ahem.
The point is that coordinating them with some other activity can force you to remember to do them. And here’s why you should:
1. They help tighten up the vagina
2. They help to keep you from peeing yourself
3. They can make your orgasms stronger. In fact, some women can even get themselves to orgasms just by Kegeling.
Bitches.
Now if you’re not sure whether you’re doing them correctly or not, you might want to watch this great Kegel video from Nina Hartley. There are NO graphic representations, just Nina describing what you should do. And if you’ve got a partner, they can do them too.
Yes, dudes can Kegel.
I think I should make that into a shirt.
Overall, there are two ways that you can do them:
1. Short quick squeezes - up to 50 at a time.
2. Long squeeze and hold - lower repetitions are better.
Either way, it’s important to do them. They may not solve all your lady issues, but they will definitely help, whether you’re about to sport Depends and switch to a menstrual cup because you’re losing tampons, or whether you just want bigger and better orgasms.
Make sure to update your blog at least twice during our 31 days together so you can be entered in the grand prize (courtesy of Eden Fantasys). And we’ve also got all the challenges aggregated on the original 2010: A Sexual Resolution column in case your catching up.
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1. yun
January 10, 2010 @ 10:14 am
Ahem! Kegel is really useful after having children. Highly recommend…
2. The Beautiful Kind
January 10, 2010 @ 12:18 pm
Since I stopped working at an office, I forget to do Kegels. Used to do them all the time when I was in boring staff meetings. Might as well try to do SOMETHING productive during those time wasting hours.
3. Angie in Texas
January 10, 2010 @ 1:05 pm
kegels for breakfast, at lunch and during dinner! (and it’s a great “milking massage” for your partner!)
4. Helen
January 10, 2010 @ 10:03 pm
woohoo! I can officially no longer say “I never win contests” also, I have the perfect reason to get my husband to try out something new (this was FREE how can we not use it?) Today is the ultimate win for me! Thanks Eden fantasy and Kristen!
Once I can get this teething bundle of ‘joy’ to sleep I’ll be getting to work on today’s challenge. This is the best resolution I’ve ever made.
Oh and about Kegels - don’t doubt their power. I’ve made a habit of doing them since I was pregnant with my first three years ago and now have a tighter vag after pushing out a 10 and a half pounder (and a measley 8 lb 10 oz-er after that) than I did before. I may have 60 extra pounds but my vagina is in tip-top shape
5. Tracy
January 11, 2010 @ 8:32 am
Ah-ha! So that explains the mystery of the creeping tampons. Off to Kegel!
6. Jennifer
January 11, 2010 @ 1:45 pm
Yeah, that would be why I can’t Kegel at work. Especially in meetings. They would wonder why I was suddenly so excited about currency conversions.
7. Mominatrix
January 11, 2010 @ 1:59 pm
Hahaha Jennifer. That is hilarious. Though might break up what sounds like a boring meeting.
8. paige
January 11, 2010 @ 2:08 pm
Kegeling while teaching English today. Thanks for the Twitter reminders!
9. Lynda
April 15, 2010 @ 4:52 pm
I mentioned to a guy friend that guys can kegel and him and I are wondering how that is possibly???
10. Stacey S_MOD
April 15, 2010 @ 7:42 pm
Have you ever seen a guy make his willy wiggle? (they are usually quite proud of this little trick to make it jump about). THATS a male version of a kegal
11. Mully
April 15, 2010 @ 8:17 pm
Ummmm…well…not to get TOO personal, but one of the nicest(!) feelings Ive ever experienced is a willy wiggling while doing what it does best…………..
12. Lynda
April 16, 2010 @ 4:33 pm
I have no idea who used my name to post, but I didn’t put this comment up. This is the first time I’ve seen this thread. But it sounds fascinating. I have done the kegel exercise in the past. That was a long time ago, and I want to say the ob/gyn suggested I do that to help from ‘wetting my pants’ a bit when I would sneeze while preg.
13. Stacey S_MOD
May 8, 2010 @ 5:48 pm
MULLY!!!!! LMAO
14. Mully
May 8, 2010 @ 11:55 pm
Hahahahaha!! You just saw this Stace???
(I ought to be red-faced!)