Slippery when wet

Posted January 5, 2010 at 8:40 am by mominatrix

Welllllllllll now. Wouldn’t you know that my Liberator hipster arrived for review on the same day my husband came home?

Talk about providence.

So it’s official. Strawberry flavored lube makes everything taste better.

Eh, either way, the lube was great. Of course, I spent the last few minutes before falling asleep worried that the lube was full of sugar which is not so good for the lady parts. And God forbid I break my “no sugar” pact for the month of January.

I mean, if I’m going to break that, it’s going to be for a donut. Not some flavored lube.

Sorry people. I’m the Mominatrix but I’m not crazy.

However, I think I was pretty thorough in getting it all off.

Ahem.

And of course, we have a winner from the 1st weekly giveaway. Congrats to kc (comment time 12:06pm on 1/2/10) who shared her dislike for KY Sensual Silk Warming Gel.

Good luck on Challenge #5 today – your g-spot treasure hunt. Of course, as I write this, some researcher has decided that the g-spot doesn’t exist - obviously some frustrated dude who couldn’t find it, no doubt.

So prove them wrong, ladies!

And for god sakes make it fun. If you’re going to have your hands up there, you might as well make it a good time. You can head to the OB or Midwife’s office if you want the uncomfortable stuff.

So, Challenge #6: Make a Sex Playlist

This is a super fun way to get yourself in the mood, and a simple one too. (Hooray for nothing involving bottles of liquid and laundry, right?).

Make a list of your top 5 (or 10) songs (whatever you want!) that either get you in the mood, or keep you going once you’ve gotten started.

In the Mominatrix Book, I list out my top sex songs split into two categories “Bang ‘em til tomorrow” and “Make another baby.” It seemed pretty obvious to me, and my husband who, when I asked him for suggestions said “Oh, so do you want one night stand songs?”

Nice, honey.

But you can do them however you like. Just make sure you have them readily available (on CD or downloaded to your iPod) so you can use them. Not only does good music help set the mood, but it can cover up ambient noises (ah the slapping of bellies and butts!) and whiny kids who won’t sleep.

Here are a few of my favorite sexy songs (feel free to share yours in the comments!):

Madonna – Justify My Love (though the whole Erotica album pretty much does it)

Fiona Apple – Criminal (Yes, I’ve been a bad bad girl)

Timbaland & Nelly Furtado – Promiscuous Girl (Sense a theme here?)

So, how was your lube experience? Tell me what you bought if you are trying something new. And don’t forget to update your blog with your progress to be entered in our awesome Sexual Resolution giveaway.

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http://phineaspoe.tumblr.com/ PhineasPoe

I have a playlist in iTunes for when the Mrs. and I feel amorous. It’s over 8 hours of music though, instead of 5 – 10 songs. We trend toward a lot of electronica type stuff; all about the rhythm you know:

Lovage – Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By (album)
Hooverphonic – Mad About You, Gentle Storm, Eden (Sarah Brightman’s Enigma Remix)
Bitter Sweet – The Mating Game (album)
NuSound – Erotic Moods Vol 1-3 (albums)
Flunk – Personal Stereo, Your Koolest Smile
Mandalay – Beautiful (there are a ton of different mixes of this), Deep Love, Kissing the Day
Massive Attack – Teardrop, What Your Soul Sings, Live With Me
Paul & Price – Sounds Like Sex 1 & 2 and Sip of Sunshine (albums)
Portishead – Love all their stuff but Glory Box reigns supreme in the boudoir, especially the live version from the Roseland NYC album
Thievery Corporation – Heavens Gonna Burn Your Eyes, The Outernational Sound, This Strange Effect
DJ Shadow – Midnight in a Perfect World, Giving Up the Ghost, Six Days The whole Preemptive Strike album
Daft Punk – Something About Us, Make Love, Da Funk
The Crystal Method – She’s My Pusher
God Within – Raincry
Sasha & John Digweed – Sexual Movement, Go (Nighttime Mix)
Nightmares on Wax – Nights Interlude
The Octopus Project – Porno Disaster, The Adjustor

Just a sampling but it will more than get you started.
http://krisunderwood.blogspot.com/ Kris Underwood

So, whoever wrote that “study” doesn’t know what they are talking about. It does indeed exist & I know how to use it. Heh.

Sexy songs. I tend to get a little old school in my taste for music. You can never go wrong with Al Green.

Toussaint L’Overture, Santana (on the 3rd album)
In fact, the whole album. But that song in particular always gets me up and around.

Alicia Keys’ new album is awesome. And very sexy. You can listen to the entire thing on her site. Actually, you can listen to her previous albums on her site as well.
Jen

I found the treasure and it let me get NOT ONLY THE BEST O, but a great night sleep! thanks for the info!
http://krisunderwood.blogspot.com/ Kris Underwood

Here is the entire version of Toussaint L’Overture Yummy.
http://mommysaidwhat.wordpress.com julie

Okay. So I’m a busy mom, I came to this game late and found myself forced to multi-task. Last night, I went to bed naked, played out an erotic fantasy in my head, used up half a tube ‘o lube while my husband and I furiously searched for my G spot. If only I’d thought to wear a thong to bed, I’d have knocked off all 5 in one go!

But aside from some REALLY great sex, the whole sleeping naked thing just made me feel like I was going to wet the bed all night. What’s up with that?
http://www.bostonlime.blogspot.com Melissa

Feelin’ Love by Paula Cole! Sexiest song ever Especially if you actually listen to the lyrics
paige

Hm. I’d start with Van Morrison. Not sure where I’d go from there. This will be another fun challenge!

Still working on the g-spot challenge. Very challenging for me!
http://www.mominatrixradio.com Mominatrix

Yeah, Julie. I’ve got some post partum leakage issues (not pee – though that’s happening too lately – ack), so the sleeping naked thing is always interesting.

Thankfully, all was well. No puddles.
http://reinventing-mama.com MJ

Hubs and I were too tired to try out he lube last night, so plan on doubling that up with today’s goal of finding the Gspot… we found it the other night by accident, but need to pay more attention haha
paige

Finally. Got my playlist down…this was fun!

#1-Van Morrison, “Moondance”(album)

#2-Patti Smith, “Twelve”(album)

#3-Earth Wind & Fire, “Love Music”

#4-Bach Cello Concertos, any or all

#5-Neil Diamond, “September Morn” (Shut up. You have your music, I have mine.)
thorndike6

9 inch nails. ‘nough said.
http://quarterrest.wordpress.com/ jenn

Several Hawksley Workman songs do the trick quite nicely – nothing subtle about him when it comes to songs like Striptease, but sometimes subtle is just over rated
Christy

This challenge was a little more difficult for me…I guess that is why it is called a challenge. I love music…it is the central part of my life, but using music in the bedroom is something we have never even thought about or tried. So to find songs that put me in the mood or made it more exciting seemed like an unattainable goal. I didn’t know where to start. So for me, I sat down and thought through my curent playlists and looked up other songs and after about an hour I was able to compile a list of about 45 min worth of songs. All non-racy but more “love-making” songs. It turned out to be a little easier than I thought and got me looking for other music to try…maybe a little more intrumental for the next playlist! THanks for the great suggestion
Laurel

Guess I’m old school, or just old. My playlist was almost exclusively the Stones and Led Zep.
http://mommysaidwhat.wordpress.com julie

Laurel – And the Mominatrix once got pissed at me when I suggested old school Genesis!! We’re in this together…
paige

Just added something to my list: the new Robin Thicke album “Sex Therapy”.

Wowsers.

And now I’m trying to forget that my oldest son, knowing that I love Robin Thicke, gave me the cd for Christmas.

Ack.

Slippery when wet

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