Happy 2010 - The Sexual Resolution Begins
Happy New Year, sexy mamas! Did you start 2010 with a bang?
I hope so.
I’m tickled that so many of you are joining me this month for our sexual resolution.
Consequently, have you noticed that I love puns? I love them. Please use them. Smother me in them. Mmm puns.
Now yesterday, I introduced you to Challenge #1, so I hope your thongs are dusted, polished, and firmly planted between those butt cheeks. And if not, then go find one right now and get it on your ass.
Or is it “in” your ass?
Okay, maybe that’s a later challenge, eh?
I’ll update tomorrow with my thong wearing experience, and I’m looking forward to hearing yours.
Now for Challenge #2: Sleep Naked
I realize it is the dead of winter, and even for us Southern folks, it’s still pretty darn cold. But guess what? That’s why they invented heat. And blankets.
And sleeping in the same bed with your spouse.
Or if you’re single - heated body pillows.
Whatever your situation, tomorrow (Saturday) night, you must sleep with no clothes on.
Now if you’re already wondering why the hell you got yourself into this mess, I will say that if you are married or partnered, discovering that your spouse is sleeping naked can be pretty hot. So there’s that.
But did you forget the prizes?
Grand Prize Eligibility
To be entered to win the grand prize, which will include a slew of fantastic goodies from Eden Fantasys ($100 value), simply update your own blog* at least twice during the month of January with your experience thus far. It’s your blog, so write (or don’t write) what you want. Just make sure to link up the 2010: A Sexual Resolution column within the post, and then send me your link (mominatrixbook@gmail.com). I’ll even link you up here so you can share your experiences with the other moms.
If you decide to blog more than 2x, then you’ll get extra entries! So just keep sending your posts and I’ll keep entering you in the final drawing.
I’m not going to be banging down your door to make sure you participated for 31 days. So how you choose to participate is up to you. Hopefully, you’ll challenge yourself to step a bit out of your comfort zone.
But I also want to be sure that late comers (heh) can still join in the fun. And if you miss a day, you can still enter.
But be prepared for a little ass whipping and spanking if you do miss a day.
Of course, we’ll also have weekly prizes scattered throughout the month, so make sure you check back to see when we’re doing a giveaway. The entry details will be outlined in those posts.
So mamas, enjoy the first day of 2010 in your thong, and then gear up for Saturday night’s birthday suit sleepover. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.
*If you don’t have a blog, but would like to share your experiences and enter the grand prize contest, drop me an email and I’ll see what I can do.
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1. Jenn
January 1, 2010 @ 11:00 am
Loving this resolution/revolution. Guess my libido isn’t as dead as I thought. So far I already take part in challenge #1 and challenge #2 on a regular basis. Looking forward to a new challenge everyday!
2. Angela
January 1, 2010 @ 11:26 am
Got mine on! Lets see how long I make it. I usually don’t wear on of these things often (read: never). But I’m all over Challenge #2. And for all those who think it’s too cold to sleep naked… heated mattress pads are the way to go.
3. Kris Underwood
January 1, 2010 @ 11:52 am
I’m loving it too! Must admit, I already do # 1 & 2 pretty regularly. Should be interesting to see what comes up next.
4. mominatrix
January 1, 2010 @ 12:11 pm
Look at you, Jenn and Kris - already at the top of the class. Don’t worry. We’ll be mixing it up all month long.
And I’ve got mine on too Angela. I even ran in it. Not as bad as thought actually.
5. Karen Chatters
January 1, 2010 @ 12:59 pm
I can wear a thong EVERY DAY but sleeping naked makes my uncomfortable just thinking about it, and it’s not for 30 more hours. We’re going out tomorrow night, I’ll have to get my drink on so I can strip down.
6. Rabbit
January 1, 2010 @ 3:23 pm
“But be prepared for a little ass whipping and spanking if you do miss a day.”
Should I be planning to miss one then?
^^ I kid, I kid.
7. Casey
January 1, 2010 @ 3:51 pm
I’m in for the month, wearing my thong right now and ready to sleep naked tomorrow night
8. Helen
January 1, 2010 @ 4:28 pm
I truly miss naked sleeping - with a nursing baby often in the bed at least a bra is required. I’ll leave the rest on the floor tomorrow night. My husband owes you a thank you card.
9. jenn
January 1, 2010 @ 5:44 pm
Thong: On
Visible panty line: No
Visible hemorrhoids: … I’m starting to worry about that possibility.
Sleeping naked tomorrow night: all good. The holiday company is long gone!
10. Mominatrix
January 1, 2010 @ 6:37 pm
Oh Jenn. I feel your pain. Literally.
11. RookieMom Whitney
January 1, 2010 @ 7:17 pm
The timing is perfect for me.
1) I happened to declutter my underwear drawer on NYE, making Project Thong a little easier. I never wear the things, but I do own a few. Wearing one now.
2) My parents are staying tonight but not tomorrow night. Nude sleeping will be the perfect way to acknowledge that we are again alone in the house. I mean, besides the kids.
12. Talina of Harvest of Daily Life
January 1, 2010 @ 8:14 pm
I just decluttered my underwear too but with having a stomach bug I am not sure a thong is the best idea… If you know what I mean.
Sleeping naked probably wont get anything started either since my boobs leak milk when not under the pressure of a tight nursing top. Hubby isn’t in the the milk drinking either so that’s out of the question. LOL
13. paige
January 1, 2010 @ 9:22 pm
I love the sleeping naked part! I’m lucky to have a hubby who’s like a furnace, so the bitter cold won’t bother me!
Still thongless, but only until tomorrow!
14. mominatrix
January 1, 2010 @ 9:32 pm
Oh the leaking boobs. I’m nearly weaned but feel free to keep your bras and nursing pads firmly planted over your boobs.
Although I will say that after wearing a bra every freaking night for what seemed like EVER, it was actually kinda nice to let the girls out loose for a night.
15. mominatrix
January 1, 2010 @ 9:53 pm
Big sale at Vicky’s Secret tomorrow, girls. Heidi Klum just interrupted my movie to tell me so.
16. Jilse
January 1, 2010 @ 10:01 pm
My husband was thrilled when he learned that I was wearing a thong. He always complains I never wear them enough. It’s actually fairly comfortable. I even wore it when we went out to dinner tonight. And as for sleeping nude, I usually only sleep in underwear anyway, so this isn’t that big of a change. I am excited to see what the rest of the month brings.
17. Room 704 Mom
January 1, 2010 @ 10:51 pm
Hm. So today I wore lacy undies b/c I typically go commando but wanted to shake it up a bit. Tomorrow I’m sleeping naked … which I typically do because my husband gives off waves of heat when he sleeps (yet is always cold. wtf is UP with that?).
Anyone who needs a home to post can come to Room 704.
18. mountain mama
January 3, 2010 @ 12:16 am
I dug through my bachelorette party/ lingerie shower bags and found several things. I pulled out 2 that seemed less uncomfortable. After a day of sopping in my regular string bikinis i decided to take the plunge for date night. It wasn’t as uncomfortable as I expected and made our post date festivities even more enjoyable. Since I didn’t wear the thong all day, I felt I needed to wear it all night. So I put on the second one after coming home to a steamy shower.
Overall it was not as bad as I expected, and was an experience I would repeat to get that smile back on my hubby’s face. He’s already seeking out a babysitter for next weekend.
I’m off to bed now for a mostly naked night, I’m glad that nursing bras have been approved, but It’s been a while since I’ve gone to bed without boxers and a T-shirt so this could be a tough one.
19. Claire
January 6, 2010 @ 8:29 pm
I know I’m a few days late, but I didn’t own any thongs (never have), so I ordered some and they arrived today. They are so comfortable! I would never have thought I could wear a thong. I would never have bought any if you hadn’t challenged me, so thank you!
20. Reeni
January 7, 2010 @ 2:35 am
Wow,
Believe it or not, I logged in for my nightly dose of Farmville and the game is down so was surfin a bit and foound this. Goodbye Farming and hello all. I dont have nor have I ever owned a thong - went shopping for something sexy to wear on the cruise Im leaving for in a couple days and still averted from the thongs (got something close about an inch thick) ok - will go get an honest to goodness one tomorrow. Now off with the tshirt and sweats and we will see what happens.
21. mentallyunavailable
January 12, 2010 @ 3:11 pm
i love a good challenge!
22. Susan
January 18, 2010 @ 1:51 pm
Can’t always sleep naked because of the three kiddos, two who like to visit at night. But when they are with their Dad I do and love it. Although getting up to pee is torture!
23. Cate
January 27, 2010 @ 11:04 pm
I’ll give this a go tonight!