Join the Sexual Resolution – Start 2010 With a Bang

Posted December 31, 2009 at 5:28 am by

Welcome to the Mominatrix’s Sexual Resolution blog, a daily dose of sex that I’ll be updating throughout this month long sexual extravaganza. I’m pleased that you’ve decided to join me for this wild ride – whether you’re actively participating or just watching.

In either case, how naughty of you!

Each day, I’ll recap the previous day’s challenge, and then provide you with what your task will be for the next day, offering some adaptations (for the overachievers and the sexually challenged), helpful hints, and special tips.

If you’re worried that you’ll be required to swing from a trapeze or have sex standing on your head, then you’ve got the wrong idea. While circus skills and flexibility can definitely enhance your sex life, this challenge is going to focus on you feeling sexier, not on a possible second career option.

Ha.

And know that your participation and interaction here will be rewarded, through a fabulous grand prize (more details to come) for those who actively participate in the challenges, and weekly prizes that will coordinate with the challenges for everyone (yes, even random Googlers) all courtesy of Eden Fantasys.

Yay for cool prizes just for having sex!

So without further ado, Challenge #1: Wear a Thong

Now before you thong wearers laugh your butts off, keep in mind that many moms, thanks to post partum hemorrhoids and asses in general, have sworn away thong wearing – either altogether, or relegated only to special occasions (you know, when you know you’re going to take it off in a few minutes).

So, for non-thong wearers, get rid of the cotton undies, boy shorts, or whatever you have that covers your ass, and wear one. All day. And make sure your partner knows it.

If you don’t own any, go buy one. NOW.

And if you do wear a thong regularly, up the ante and wear a g-string, or something that’s sexier than your regular old thong.

Buying a Thong

There are actually a ton of different kinds of thongs out there, and all are not created equal. Unfortunately, they’re not something you can try on before buying. However, you can ask someone who works in the store for assistance, particularly when it comes to finding a comfortable material, the best rise (if you wear low cut jeans/pants, you’ll want a low rise thong), and the type of coverage – yes, some do actually cover more than others.

Have your own thong tips or favorite brands? Do share. And come back tomorrow for Sexual Resolution Challenge #2. Consider these easy ones foreplay for what’s to come.

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  • Mayme

    I’ve stalked my way here from Aiming Low. I’m incredibly excited and anxious for this challenge…. I’m putting my maternity clothes away now, so i guess i’ll break out a thong! Yay for fun resolutions!

  • http://witfactory.wordpress.com Liz @ The Wit Factory

    I just broke out the Sisqo track in preparation for thong hunting. I’m carryng a lotta ass, so I hope those store associates are prepared….

  • http://www.phonemom.wordpress.com Dani

    Well, the huz bought me one for my birthday (to go with the way too small for nursing boobs bra). Now that the baby is weaned and the thong isn’t yet packed. I’m in for a try.

  • Valerie

    I’m not a mom, but I could definitely stand to up the ante in my sex life so I think I’m going to play along. Challenge number 1 is easy for me because I made a full on switch to thongs a couple months ago. My theory is that I’ve got plenty of junk in the trunk and even the guaranteed not to ride up boy shorts end up giving me a horrendous panty line in dress pants. With thongs, no problem.

    For that reason, I like Victoria’s Secret and Aerie’s g-strings. They fit in the waist, they fit *ahem* front to back. There’s just no pesky material there to ride up into the crack. The “string” part is thin enough not to get all twisty up in yo business.

    Hope that helps! Happy shopping, ladies!

  • http://www.imperfectparent.com/mominatrix/ mominatrix

    Welcome Valerie! We’re equal opportunity “sexers” around here, so no kids required!

  • http://www.foodmomiac.com foodmomiac

    My favorites are the Cosabella mesh thongs. So comfy.

  • Helen

    Oh eek – well I signed on for this so I’m in…I have a couple from the pre-childbirth life but always hated them. Now I just have to figure out how to explain it to my curious two year old. (Thinking I can go slip one on in private is laughable)

  • Kimberly

    I’m in! I’m hoping that following this resolution will jumpstart my pathetic sex life. My “baby” is 9 months old now. I can’t use pain from childbirth as an excuse anymore. I’ll be here every day! Thanks, Mominatrix!

  • Jessie

    “easy ones”…BAH! There are some of us that simply should never wear a thong…I think Id prefer shopping for a sex toy in person then shopping for a thong at my size…maybe I can fashion one out of the Christmas tinsel..LOL

  • http://mygloss.com Michele Lamar

    Okay, I DID buy a thong and maybe it’s just me but it was the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever worn. BTW, my HUSBAND loves your book, LOL. Of course.

  • Stephanie

    Hanky Panky thongs are the BEST – sexy, pretty, surprisingly comfortable and flattering. Kinda pricey though . . . I’ll put some on today : )

  • http://room704.us VDog

    Can we go commando instead? lol

  • http://www.mominatrixradio.com Mominatrix

    Hold your horses, there VDog – that’s a comin’.

    And remember ladies, today is just prep day. Unless you want to be an overachiever – then wear it today (hey, maybe you will literally ring in 2010 with a bang…).

    And Michelle, we’ll go thong shopping at Mom 2.0. The right one won’t be uncomfortable.

    Or at least too uncomfortable…

    Now I feel the need to go underwear shopping.

  • christie

    I am so in. ;^)

  • nadia

    this sounds like some fun! Bring it!! going to put it on as we speak!

  • http://stuffparentsneed.blogspot.com Tiffany

    Ok, I’m on board!

  • Alissa

    Hanky Panky thongs ARE the best. It is a big initial investment but they last FOR.EV.ER. and are so comfortable. They come in a few different styles (some more low rise than the others) so make sure you check which kind you’re getting. Can’t wait for the rest of the challenges!

  • Stephanie

    I am absolutely in! I am a current thong-aholic but in the spirit of the challenge, I bought a new naughtier pair!

  • Tabitha

    Yay! I have a lot of thongs but haven’t been wearing them as much as I should. I love the signature cotton thongs from Victoria’s Secret. To those who say thongs are uncomfortable- you have to get used to them. Suffer through a day or two and you will be won over!

  • http://www.jennui.com jenB

    I honestly only wear the ones that come off in a short amount of time. I used to have some regular “day wear” ones, that I stopped wearing… dunno why actually.

  • http://www.jennui.com jenB

    @foodmomiac – mesh thongs sound awesome. Any suggestions on where to find?

  • thorndike6

    Hmmmm… At 7 months pregnant, this whole project could be an interesting challenge – but I LOVE Hanky Panky thongs. I’m so in.

  • http://www.unrulyhelpmeet.com delilah

    Okay, I’m going to go ahead and ask it, because I know someone else out there is wondering, too.

    What if you’re the sort of person who suffers a lot of ass sweat?

    I’m generally 2 degrees warmer than the rest of the world, and I mostly wear jeans, but whenever I think about wearing a thong with a dress or a skirt, I don’t, because of ASS SWEAT. I am terrified of standing up at a restaurant and having two big sweat stains on my dress from free-bunning it.

    Halp?

  • http://nibblesskribbles.blogspot.com Mandak

    My hubbo is sure to raise an eyebrow when I put on a thong in the morning! I don’t think he’s seen me in one since…well, I can’t even remember the last time!

  • http://www.mominatrixradio.com Mominatrix

    Delilah – I’d say I’m on the higher end of the sweating continuum and I’m okay, actually, though it depends on what type of fabric you’re wearing on top (not the thong, but the actual clothes).

  • paige

    The thong arrives tomorrow…I’m not a thong wearer, so I’m going with the Hanky Panky advice.

    And I just had to order a sexy new bra that matches…can’t remember the last time I cared about my undies matching!

  • http://reinventing-mama.com MJ

    I’m an avid thong-wearer but being a mom of 4, my underwear drawer can definitely use a makeover… as can my sex life in general (hence why I’m here haha).. I’m gonna check out the Hanky Panky thongs since I really know nothing about different kinds… I always have bought Fruit of the Loom 5 packs at Wally-World… Comfy but not sexy and don’t last long.

    I’m gonna order a couple of the Hanky Panky ones and hope you all are right! (Hubby just saw me browsing and seemed quite interested already!)

  • Daisy

    I am so in! I have a 15month old and I need to get my sex life back to where it was!

  • Ceecee

    I have spent 42 years keeping things OUT of my ass. I am not breaking that record now. Will pick up later on.

  • http://www.karenchatters.com Karen Chatters

    Well, my huz is an underwear man. Not only mine but his as well (although, he’s not wearing thongs – thank goodness). He was crushed when I bought Granny Panties when the ‘roids came to visit but at least I don’t wear them all the time. Thong it is!

  • http://quoththerabbit.blogspot.com/ Satsuki

    My best tip would be not to wear them at all. Why suffer the discomfort when there are so many other cute comfy options out there?

  • Helen

    I’m six hours into this day – and OH MY GOD THE CHAFFING. Thongs are not made for ladies with bubble butts, I’m convinced. I am persevering for resolutions’ sake but I think I’d rather slap a liner on my jeans and go underpantsless than wear a thong another day.

  • Christy

    So I used to wear thongs all the time pre-kids…however not so much anymore. I like others here am willing to try anything to jumpstart my sex life! So….I am in and better late than never will go change now!

  • http://adventuresinjuggling.wordpress.com laura

    wearing a thong to work because nothing makes cotton scrubs feel sexier than a silky thong. except telling my hubs that this what i’m going to be wearing at work tonight, all night long. plus it drives those babies i care for wild! LOL

  • http://becomingmyme.blogspot.com Claire

    I have never worn a thong, but in honor of this challenge, I ordered some yesterday. I’ll let you know how it goes when they arrive.

  • http://mommadjane.com MommaDJane

    I couldn’t imagine wearing anything except. To me having panties lines or something against my butt cheeks while wearing pants, especially jeans is very uncomfortable. I’ve been wearing thongs since I was a teen. Maybe I’ll put on some lace ones today.

  • Jill H.

    argh…somehow missed this yesterday, but off to see if I can find a thong in my size (I’m a plus- sized gal) or else I’ll just get a pair of sexy/naughty panties……:)

  • Tara

    I have no idea how I stumbled upon this blog! but I’m HOOKED! :) It must’ve been fate, as after a decade of marriage and 6 years of dating before that, a sex resolution was the top of my list!!!

  • http://charmingdelightful.blogspot.com Jill

    OK… I’m totally late to this party, but I’m going to try and catch up with two-a-days :-) My husband recently asked, very nicely without whining or being accusatory, what we could do to bring more friskiness back into our relationship. So, needless to say, this is perfect for me right now. He did ask nicely after all.

    I had to dig deep, past my regular body-shaping undergarments to find my stash of thongs, but I did. And for the first time in, I don’t know how long, I’m not wearing “suck it in underwear” and I actually do feel kind of sexy. As for the “make sure your partner knows” part.. my husband is traveling for work today, but getting home tonight, so I just called him on the road to tell him that there’s a surprise waiting for him when he gets home and the first part of it involves wearing a thong :-)

    He’s excited and I’m actually looking forward to rediscovering my sexualaity, which I seem to have lost somewhere back around the turn of the century. Obviously… I need the help!!

  • Susan

    Late to the bandwagon but loving it. I’m in the process of a divorce while raising my 3 kids (12,10,4) so I don’t fit the typical profile for this challange but did I ever for, well, 12 years! I find that the older I get the more I’m interested in sex, but the opportunity just isn’t there. Not going to bore (or burden) you with all my drama but let’s just say sometimes in NOT the women who isn’t interested. So, in my quest to overcome some forced inhibitions I’m joining in.

    Thongs-LOVE the low-rise Hanky Panky ones. Comfy, great colors and patterns and cute!

  • Cate

    Any ideas where I can get a plus size one?

  • http://www.sfsextoy.com SF Sex Toy

    Loved the thong buying tips. Think I will do this the next time I’m dragged into Victoria Secret with my wife. ;)

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