Jennifer Aniston will you please stop talking!
Posted
December 10, 2008 at
9:26 pm by
Stacey
Jennifer Aston was not technically a “child star” but she’s been rumored to be pregnant so many times that I’m lumping her in with the “celebrity moms” and writing about her. She’s currently on the cover of Entertainment Weekly which is perfectly appropriate because that’s approximately about how long she was entertaining.
Don’t get me wrong. I was a fan. When she showed up with “the haircut” on the second episode of Friends I immediately called my hairdresser, set an appointment, and taped the third episode in case he hadn’t seen it yet. I loved Ross & Rachel – at first. I loved Jennifer & Brad – at first. I tried to like her in movies; but she just kept playing the same jumpy, giggly or bored/underestimated characters over and over.
And I’m so t-i-r-e-d of her “I’m tired of being the center of the Universe” chatter, because really, Jen, you stopped being the center of the Universe the minute Brad left. He was about the only thing that made you interesting.
And lest you already have your COMMENTS ready for my snotty little barbs I would like to present, as evidence, a Jen Quote: “[Election night] was just so moving, so unbelievable… and now what do people do? Read my crap! Everything comes to a halt.”
That’s right. We all stopped reading about history being made in our country because Jen said something and we just had to find out what it was.
I’m sure it’s difficult being followed by paparazzi and seeing every move you make splashed all over tabloids but when you don’t do yourself any favors every time you open your mouth – perhaps you should keep it shut. She blames Vogue for “going so tabloid” by printing “What Angelina said was very uncool” on their cover, but they wouldn’t have had it to print if she hadn’t said it in the first place.
And for someone who is tired of being “taken out of context” she certainly had a lot to say, and only about one paragraph of it had to do with her new movie. I believe she suffers from Helen Hunt Syndrome. This is when an actress who is average-looking and tiny-by-normal-standards-but-fat-for-Hollywood loses (or surgically removes) about 20 pounds, straightens her hair, and starts taking herself way too seriously.
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1. Hillary
December 10, 2008 @ 10:34 pm
i never knew anyone could hate jennifer =( i think she is very attractive and a pretty cool chic. Not that i know her personally but most average ppl dont usually know the movie stars so really its hard for me to comment to much on her actions these days. im sure if i were famous i would prolly eventually say something dumb concidering these stars are in the public eye every moment of their life .
2. Hillary
December 11, 2008 @ 11:01 am
I’m pretty much over Jennifer Aniston. Yes, I feel Brad cheated on her with Angelina, but she is not helping herself with all the whining.
3. luvs2sun
December 11, 2008 @ 12:22 pm
Thank YOU!!!! I have felt this way about Jennifer Anniston for the longest time.
Brad Pitt has always been into the “it” girl. First, he was dating that crazy Juliette Lewis, who was the “it” girl, then on to Gwyneth who was the “it” girl and then Jennifer when Friends was at it’s height of popularity. He fell in love with Angelina on the set of Mr and Mrs Smith, it’s unfortunatel that he happened to be married but I really feel it is time for Jennifer to move on. I loved her on Friends but honestly her movies are a bit BORING with the same old story line!!!
Angelina and Brad seem to be genuinely in love and have a beautiful family. I really wish Jennifer would find someone that she could settle down with. I think she deserves to be happy and would make a fantastic mother. She is approaching 40 years old and I truly hope she finds the happiness she deserves but honestly, it’s time to move on from Brad. She is beautiful and talented, why can’t she find a man? I know she is estranged from her mother and I find that a strange situation but then again, Angelina Jolie doesn’t speak to her father.
Why does she blame Vogue for printing what she said? It was after all an interview.
4. Valerie
December 11, 2008 @ 12:37 pm
I’ve always liked Jennifer. I loved her on Friends, but I sure don’t love her movies. I don’t understand why she hasn’t moved on from Brad. She is still a very attractive, talented woman. She seems to be a very down to earth girl.
5. Allison G-MOD
December 11, 2008 @ 1:56 pm
Let me start off by saying I don’t like Angelina, nor Jennifer. Neither of them are the prettiest or most talented women in Hollywood, IMO.
But she seems to act like the only woman who’s ever been burned by an asshole husband.
Note to Jen: You’re not the first, and you’re certainly not the last. Move on!
6. Valerie
December 11, 2008 @ 2:10 pm
I really don’t like Angelina and I couldn’t care less about Brad.
Jennifer absolutely needs to move on. She also needs to find a movie with some substance. She seems to do best with comedy, but I really have no interest in the movies she has acted in so far.
7. ambull
December 11, 2008 @ 2:31 pm
oh, i’m not crazy about this article…it’s pretty harsh IMO! but, hey, you’re entitled to your opinion…just sounds bitter.
i used to LOVE jennifer aniston, i still like her a lot. i think she got the major SHAFT in her marriage with brad, and i think angelina is a homewrecker!
i hope jennifer finds love and it lasts. she’s a sweetheart IMO, although i know she’s made some annoying comments lately. BUT, if i were in her situation and everyone were down my throat about the brad/angelina deal, i’d get annoyed too. i also don’t think she whines about it or continues to want to talk about it, quite the contrary, i think she’s very much OVER it!
8. mully
December 11, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
Like alot of people I absolutely wanted to claw Angelina Jolie’s eyes out when Brad left Jennifer for her.
At this point, I still dont like her, but my dislike for Jolie goes back further than Brad Pitt. I havent liked her since she was married to Billy Bob Thornton (ugh!) and made a point of telling the whole world as she stepped onto the red carpet at the Oscar’s that they had just had sex in the limo. Not to mention kissing her brother, at the Oscars, on stage, in a full lip lock and lets not forget the lovely vial of his blood she wore around her neck for years. Class act!
I think shes disgusting and always have. My view of her now is that everything she has done is damage control to try and improve the image she created back then.
I dont know that its necessarily Jennifer Aniston who keeps the fire burning for Brad as much as it is the tabloids (which I dont read) and the media (which I dont pay alot of attention to either).
Maybe she has given interviews where she keeps mentioning how distraught she is over losing Brad and/or how much she still hates Angelina for stealing him from her. Again, I dont read those articles, so I dont know. But I dont think any of us really know if shes moved on or not.
As far as her movies go, I agree totally that most of them are losers. Its almost as tho she does a movie just so she can say she is.
Being estranged from one’s mother can and does, however, affect your adult relationships. There are countless studies to prove that. So whatever the issue is between Jen and her Mom, I do hope for her sake, at some point, they can mend the fences because I genuinely like Jennifer Aniston and I think shes probably one of Hollywood’s nicer people.
9. Allison G-MOD
December 11, 2008 @ 4:23 pm
But that’s it right there! As much as I picture Angelina as a black widow spider, does Brad Pitt not act under his own decisions and choices?
True, the unwritten golden rule is “hands off another woman’s man”. But BRAD COULD HAVE CHOSEN TO IGNORE ANGELINA’S ADVANCES!
The bottom line is, he was a jerk who cheated, lied, and walked out on his wife. All parties should just acknowlege it and move on. This is not the first (nor last!) ugly divorce in history!!!
10. Valerie
December 11, 2008 @ 4:44 pm
I really don’t follow the articles regarding this trio. Is the media still bringing it up or Jennifer? If it’s the media, then I don’t really blame Jennifer for speaking up. If it’s Jennifer, then she needs to get over it already.
I blame both Angelina and Brad and really have no interest in either one of them.
11. mully
December 11, 2008 @ 5:13 pm
My comments about Angelina Jolie were mostly about her specifically and why Ive never like her. That isnt to say that I negate Brad’s responsibility in what happened at all.
He is every bit as much to blame and I find him even more responsible since, afterall, he was the one married and I thought he was made of better stuff. (apparently, I was wrong)
As far as the Vogue article goes. I did read a bit of it and it seems to me that for the most part, Jennifer Aniston has kept a cool head and her mouth shut over the years when it comes to bashing Brangelina for what happened to her. That is, until Jolie had to make comments, in an interview, that clearly seemed intended to pour salt in the wound.
Cant say I blame Jen Aniston one bit for her comments back in the Vogue article.
12. Stacey S_MOD
December 11, 2008 @ 6:00 pm
I’m guessing it’s not Jennifer that keeps bringing it up…it’s the media. They were interviewing her for whatever reason (perhaps Marlee & me) & they asked her a direct question, she replied & then they stuck the quote on the cover to sell mags.
13. mully
December 11, 2008 @ 6:08 pm
I totally agree with what Stacey said. As I said before, I dont pay alot of attention to the tabloids, other than standing in line at the grocery store and eyeballing the headlines and then laughing at how ridiculous they are, but I dont recall ever really hearing that shes been anything but mature and above board since the split happened.
We all know how much the media likes to blow things out of proportion and yeah, in order to sell, sell sell whatever it is they are trying to sell, sell, sell.
14. Valerie
December 11, 2008 @ 6:56 pm
I thought so!!!!!! That’s why I still like Jen.
15. Allison G-MOD
December 11, 2008 @ 8:24 pm
Thank you, that’s all I was trying to get at.
I don’t doubt one bit that’s what happened. And then another drama-hungry media rep probably said
“Jennifer, girlfriend! Did you see what that dirty (bleep) said about you? Are you gonna take that, girl?”
Thus creating the tabloid wars. Ka-Ching! Ka-Cing! $$$$$
On another note, though, I heard Angelina Jolie say in an interview that she wanted her kids to someday see “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” so they could see the movie where “mommy and daddy fell in love”.
Eeek! There are some steamy love scenes in that movie that I must say, maybe I’m a bit prudish, I wouldn’t want my kids to see my husband and I in those situations. Maybe next she’ll show them the lip-lock she and her brother shared at the Oscars…….
16. mully
December 11, 2008 @ 10:09 pm
I hate to keep beating a dead horse, but this is exactly the sort of trash Ive come to expect from Jolie.
My kids are all in their 20’s and 30’s and Im here to tell you, even if their Dad and I (in our wildest dreams) looked as good as Brad and Angelina, and no matter how old they might be, there would be NO way my kids would EVER want to see a movie of us getting jiggy the way those 2 did in that movie.
17. Allison G-MOD
December 12, 2008 @ 11:30 am
Exactly! She’s creepy!
18. Lin
May 22, 2009 @ 9:39 pm
How many TIMES does Brad Pitt have to say he was NOT unfaithful, physically, to Aniston. Aniston has even said it herself, that he was not and that he did admit to being attracted to Angelina. He left Aniston in JANUARY of that year, and Mr. and Mrs. Smith filmed until MAY! He did not fall in love with Angelina until AFTER he left Aniston, and they were not physical until he left Aniston. The way the one post reads it sounds like Angelina wore her brother’s blood in that vial…it was Billy Bob’s, and it was because of him she used to act the way she did…she quit that lifestyle after she adopted Maddox and Billy Bob left her because she did not want to lead a partylike, irresponsible lifestyle any longer. At the time, I think she only kissed her brother because she knew it would set people off…it was a shock value stunt. I have tried to like Jennifer Aniston and have listened to her in several interviews…she is so boring, I could hardly stand it. No wonder Pitt grew apart from her, plus the fact that she would not have his child when Friends ended. Her mediocre acting career…she is not a very good actress, and I do not understand how she keeps getting roles…was more important to her than her husband. There are so many actresses who are talented and pretty that could do the roles that are given to her, like Christina Applegate (not sure of the last name, but she is on Samantha Who) would have been much better than Aniston in Marley and Me. Aniston is very average looking and only a mediocre actress at best. It is not wonder Mayer pulled away from her after the Oscars (she even SAID he did after she returned from Europe, but she didn’t understand why). How DENSE is she?! Very, obviously, since in Europe she said she would “always be in love with Brad Pitt.” Mayer did the only thing he could, and she still tries to say it was her idea to break up with him…yeah, sure it was, Jennifer, sure it was. Grow up!