To prove we don’t have some sort of gender bias with the IPBOTW awards, this week’s honor goes to someone who (presumably) has a Y chromosome, Dorky Dad. He won with this post about my two favorite things, butts and Chinese food:

Every now and then these days I’m reminded exactly why it’s a good idea to avoid doing certain things with The Wife while an impressionable young boy is nearby. This weekend was one of them. We went to a restaurant, a Chinese restaurant, and The Boy as usual carpeted the floor with a layer of noodles.

As I cleaned up top, The Wife got down on her knees and picked some up off the floor. At that moment, The Boy began rubbing her butt.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

The Boy answered, but without controlling his volume. I might add that the restaurant was packed. “I’M RUBBING YOUR BUTT!!”

Read the rest, then remember to check back later when Dorky Dad will face off against the other August winners for the coveted Imperfect Parent Blogger of the Month Major Award™.

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