I wasn’t at BlogHer - now with pics!
Posted
July 20, 2008 at
8:34 pm by
Prescott
I can’t believe how exhausted I am after not going to BlogHer. Not flying across the country, not seeing old friends or meeting new people, and not squee-ing like a 12-year-old girl for 48 hours can really take a lot out of a fella. Like any blogger worth their salt, I made sure to document my time not at BlogHer with plenty of photos.
Here’s me not in Guy Kawasaki’s backyard:
On my way back inside the house for more bug spray, I saw somebody that wasn’t Dooce! She didn’t even make eye contact with me when I told her how great she was — what a bitch.
The next morning, with plenty of time to kill before I had nowhere to be, I decided to check out some of the sights not anywhere near San Francisco:
All that walking around made me hungry, so I partook in some local non-San Franciscan cuisine I’ve heard so much about:
Later, I didn’t attend the BlogHer keynote. Instead, I watched Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, featuring a young Dr. Izzie. “I’m not a busboy, I’m a porter!”
The next day I was kind of tired, so I decided to skip the breakfast nobody provided for me, and visited some attractions closer to home:
Here’s all the swag I bought at Target:
My non-BlogHer weekend wrapped up with not going to the cheeseburger party.
Non-BlogHer weekend sadly over, I forlornly got behind the wheel of my car and made my way to a parking lot by the airport to lie on the hood and watch planes go by, Wayne’s World style.
So that’s it! I hope the rest of you that didn’t go to BlogHer had as much fun not going as I did. Hope to not see you next year!
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1. Jen on the Edge said:
July 20, 2008 @ 9:13 pm
It all looks exhausting. So glad you survived. Perhaps you should take a couple of days to recover.
2. Stacey S_MOD said:
July 20, 2008 @ 9:55 pm
LMAO at the combination of a McDonald’s cheeseburger & a magnum of champagne!!!
3. Liz said:
July 20, 2008 @ 10:52 pm
I hardly dare ask for the photo of you totally not going to the party at the Macy’s lingerie department.
Heh!!!
4. Rita said:
July 20, 2008 @ 10:54 pm
Yeah, I have to comment on the burger/champagne combo, too. Your chef hat is showing, you just can’t help but have good taste, can you?
5. Prescott said:
July 20, 2008 @ 11:08 pm
@Liz: That’s for my special private collection.
@Rita: I was just trying to make non-BlogHer weekend special.
6. christopher carfi said:
July 21, 2008 @ 9:07 am
yeah, it made the visual bit funnier, but you were at SuperDawg and you ended up eating a cheeseburger from ::mcdonalds::?
heathen.
7. Prescott said:
July 21, 2008 @ 9:22 am
8. Lisa Stone said:
July 21, 2008 @ 9:22 am
Here’s the hug I didn’t give you. Nice to meet you finally!
9. christopher carfi said:
July 21, 2008 @ 9:25 am
@prescott phew.
was totally going to have to revoke your chicago card if that wasn’t the situation. whoopskidog for FTW!
10. Busy Mom said:
July 21, 2008 @ 10:35 am
I love you even more.
11. GrandmafrmKs. said:
July 21, 2008 @ 12:12 pm
Prescott, you never cease to amaze us,
The cheeseburger and the Champangne, now thats a whopper, Dang I’ve got to try that one next time we are having Trivia nite on your blog, Hows that Stacey S for a treat? LOL
12. Prescott said:
July 21, 2008 @ 12:18 pm
No, it was a McDonald’s cheeseburger, maybe I’ll do a Whopper next year.
13. Rita said:
July 21, 2008 @ 12:24 pm
“No, it was a McDonald’s cheeseburger, maybe I’ll do a Whopper next year.”
Isn’t the Gong Show coming back on? Better watch it!
14. mothergoosemouse said:
July 22, 2008 @ 11:50 am
When are you going to do a post about not coming to Denver to not visit me and not talk religion and politics while not drinking Fat Tire all night long?
15. Prescott said:
July 22, 2008 @ 12:47 pm
16. Kymberly said:
July 22, 2008 @ 6:38 pm
Ha! You are welcome to not come to Hooterville and not have a glass of my famous flaming wine with me any day my dear!
17. Mom101 said:
July 22, 2008 @ 9:54 pm
Prescott, when I was fainting down dead hungry and was offered a quarter of some damn poseur tofu burger, let me tell you. I’d rather have been with you eating your local non-San Francisco cuisine.
Hilarious post.
18. Prescott said:
July 22, 2008 @ 10:45 pm
19. Allison G. said:
July 22, 2008 @ 11:33 pm
I was born in NY, and now live in Seattle. You don’t want to know what shit they pass off as pizza!
20. Katie said:
July 23, 2008 @ 8:25 am
Oh, how I loved this! Your swag is way better anyway!
21. Tracy said:
July 23, 2008 @ 4:07 pm
That was freaking hilarious.
I wasn’t at BlogHer either.
Strangely, now I feel like I was.
22. Chag said:
July 23, 2008 @ 9:46 pm
I think I would’ve had more fun at your BlogHer. I do much better with small groups of people.
Hilarious post!
23. Prescott said:
July 23, 2008 @ 9:59 pm
24. Chris said:
July 23, 2008 @ 11:40 pm
OMG…now that was funny. Sheesh why didn’t you invite me? I couldn’t go to Blogher and I missed it. I still could have had a rockin time at the Zoo.
25. chrisd said:
July 25, 2008 @ 12:40 pm
I’m so glad I cruised by. This post was just hilarious. I loved the photographs, particularly the cheeseburger one. And I wouldn’t have noticed the champagne except for one of the commentors.
Too funny! Hope you are doing well!
26. chrisd said:
July 25, 2008 @ 12:40 pm
ps. This is Chris Deanne (mom to an 11 1/2yo Aspie)