Allow me to introduce myself, I am the woman you glare at in the grocery aisle, because her children are running amok. I am the woman with the two cart fulls of groceries, who you always get stuck behind in the check out line. I am the one you do not want at your Mom’s Club gatherings, because we are always late and usually forget snack when it is our turn. I am the owner of that dirty, fifteen passenger van in the school pick up line, who takes forever to load up her spawn. I am the maternity ward patient who all the nurses know by name. I’m the mom with a baby permanently attached to her hip and boogers crusted on her shoulder. I am the lady who makes women glad that they have only one child. I am the parent who does it all, but masters nothing. I am an imperfect parent of seven children. Around these parts, I go by the name of “Mooooooom, make him stop!” But you can call me “Kadi.”
I decided to join the ranks of the Imperfect Parent crew for a few reasons:
I am so excited to join the ranks here and I hope that you will get something out of my small contribution to this community. Now that you know a little about me, I’d love to know about you and why you visit The Imperfect Blog. I look forward to hearing back from all of you and will answer any questions or comments you may have. I just hope you don’t mind if my replies are slightly stained, as I am making spaghetti for dinner and I’m a sloppy cook!
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