MD, it’s not just for doctors
Posted
May 5, 2008 at
2:28 pm by
Tracy
I’ve got Mothers Day questions and you imperfects BETTER give me answers!
What should I ask for?
Mothers Day might be a hallmark holiday but people, people there’s no way in hell I’m turning down the opportunity to ask for treasures. No. Way. I need help deciding which one of wishes [thus far] should take priority. And please do share our Mothers Day “traditions” cause’ being a first time momma I’m interested in stealing ideas for the years to come. Three cheers for milkin’ mothers day!
MD Wish list:
1. No poop diapers for a week. Originally I was going to say “no changing a poo for the day” but that’s ONE load, and far too small of a gift…that’s more of a favor actually. A week is seven dumps, which is the perfect amount to be considered a present.
2. Clean up after dinner. No more eating and running back to your computer sucker…me and the kid will be in the living room while you deal with the mess. This is worth three dinners which is probably the amount I cook per week.
3. Sleep ins every Saturday for the rest of my life.
I honestly can’t think of any more. I mean, besides a billion dollar gift card to Amazon for books, yes that’d be nice but I think I’m pretty happy, except for you know shit, messy kitchens, and lack of sleep apparently.
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1. friend said:
May 5, 2008 @ 2:40 pm
Love the article….I think you should get all your wishes granted….seems totally legit to me…after all you’ve got that DAMN pool to deal with!!!!
2. Rita said:
May 5, 2008 @ 3:50 pm
My mother’s day gifts for the past whole bunch of years have been to have dh give me the day pretty much kid free. He takes them somewhere and I get to do whatever I want.
Then we go out to eat somewhere (my choosing), and I am typically presented at some point with a Baker’s Square French Silk Pie.
The kids usually give me cards, that they made or were bought (during the pie-retrieving, kid-taking away reprieve).
Just remember, whatever you get, you also have to give, since Father’s Day is next month.
3. Allison G. said:
May 5, 2008 @ 4:10 pm
For my first Mother’s Day Dh gave me a comfy porch swing. Too bad my effing dog ate the crap out of all the cushons last year. I’m not too handy with a sewing machine, and at the price of replacement cushons, well I could just buy a new swing!
Anyway, we’re kinda killing 2 birds with one stone this year. We bought tickets to see the Seattle Mariners through my son’s Little League (kids get to wear their uniform and walk on the field, then watch the game), and one of the dates to pick from was Mother’s Day. Which is fine with me because I love to go to the Ballpark. So I might treat myself when I’m there to a pricey new Mariners sweatshirt.
Then we’ll most likely go to the waterfront and have dinner.
Anyway, choose wisely, Tracey. This is the one accepted day of the year that you get to demand being treated like a queen, without someone calling you a BITCH.
4. Tracy said:
May 5, 2008 @ 7:17 pm
Then we go out to eat somewhere (my choosing), and I am typically presented at some point with a Baker’s Square French Silk Pie.
The kids usually give me cards, that they made or were bought (during the pie-retrieving, kid-taking away reprieve).
Just remember, whatever you get, you also have to give, since Father’s Day is next month.[/quote]
Oh, I know! I’ve got Fathers Day plans that I can’t write about, although I want to because my husband reads this