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Don’t lick these

Posted January 21, 2008 at 11:56 am by Prescott

I could be wrong, but I have a sneaky feeling that this sheet of “made in China” Spongebob stickers we got at the dollar store is not an officially licensed Nickelodeon product:

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Exhibit A — the oddly proportioned titular hero:

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I would say this offers definitive proof that some sort of child labor law is being broken, and first graders are drawing these stickers by hand:

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Squidward, from the rarely aired Simpsons crossover episode:

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Despite the crude drawing, they still managed to convey Patrick’s tortured soul and suppressed homicidal rage:

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This one erases any doubt as to these stickers country of origin:

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Because “Happy Joy Luck Plane” wouldn’t fit.

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