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I don’t know where he fucking gets it from

Posted January 2, 2008 at 11:46 am by Prescott

To: Prescott
From: The Disney Online Team
Subject: Your Disney Online Account

We are writing to inform you that inappropriate language has been found within a chat log attached to your child’s account, shown below:

15:14:04 : hell ball

15:18:05 : fuckin ball

15:24:01 : fuck ball

15:37:00 : FUCK

15:39:02 : FUCK SHIT CRAP BITCH DICK

15:41:01 : WHAT THE FUCK?

15:41:02 : FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

15:41:03 : F U C K

15:42:00 : F.U.

15:42:03 : F U C K

15:42:04 : @ss

15:42:05 : @SS

15:43:00 : F U

15:43:02 : F U HANAH

15:43:05 : OK F U C K E R

15:44:03 : fuck

15:44:05 : fuck

15:45:00 : F U HANAH

15:45:04 : FF.UU.CC.kk

15:46:01 : F..U..C..K

15:47:03 : YOUR A FUCKER HANNAH

15:48:01 : F U FU F U

15:48:04 : F U

15:49:05 : F U C K

15:50:01 : F U

We wish to create a friendly online environment, so using language that could be deemed inappropriate on Disney’s community of web sites is not permitted. Remember to keep it clean and keep it kind!

Thank you,

The Disney Online Team

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To: Disney Online Team
From: Prescott
Subject: RE:Your Disney Online Account

To whom it may concern:

I’m very sorry about this infraction. Shit, I’ve been telling his goddamn mother to watch her mouth in front of the kids, I knew this crap was going to go on sooner or later. You can be sure as fuck that we will take care of this immediately, and I’m going to kick his ass if it happens again.

Yours in Mickey,
Prescott

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5 Responses to “I don’t know where he fucking gets it from”

  1. 1. Erika said:
    January 2, 2008 @ 2:07 pm

    Yeah, well, Disney brings out the sailor in me, too.

  2. 2. Ashley said:
    January 2, 2008 @ 3:19 pm

    I hope you took away his computer priviledges for a long time to come. I don’t think that’s funny.

  3. 3. Prescott said:
    January 2, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

    Huh, I missed the part where I solicited parenting advice.
  4. 4. Rita said:
    January 2, 2008 @ 4:40 pm

    Oh puhleeze, kids will be kids. He thought he had some anonymity and he was asserting his badass self onto the world and he was busted, lol. What would have been really funny is to see a picture of his face when he was told that Big Brother Mickey had ratted him out (ha, ha).

  5. 5. Jennifer said:
    January 3, 2008 @ 2:00 am

    Your response to Disney is pure brilliance. Fuck them and YES … it is funny.

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