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An open letter to Jessica, from your Asperger’s child

Posted May 30, 2007 at 4:00 pm by Prescott

re: IT’S NOT JUNE YET

Dear Mom,

I noticed that you changed the calendar in the kitchen to June already, even though it is still May. May 30, to be exact. Did you hear me? IT’S STILL MAY. Not June. May. What’s after May? June. Then July. August. September.

October. November. December. January. February. March. April. Then May — just like now.

Fortunately, Dad helped me fix it. Once it was back to its rightful month — DID I MENTION THAT WOULD BE MAY? — I stepped back, looked with great pleasure and said, “There. It is fixed. It’s May now.”

Please don’t do that again.

Love,
Graham

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