IP Web
Filed under: News & Politics

Now that’s a Happy Meal

Posted May 16, 2007 at 1:12 pm by Prescott

From the Associated Press:

Ottawa, IL — Keith Irelan and his three children went through a McDonald’s drive-thru Monday night to order Happy Meals. They were on their way to meet their mother at a nearby school for a picnic, police said.

But one of the children — an 8-year-old girl — got a lighter, pipe, and bag of marijuana in her Happy Meal, according to Ottawa Police Chief Brian Zeilmann. Her father went to the police.

In other news, Burger King will begin its “Crack Whore Value Meal” promotion next week.

Tags: , , ,
Bookmark to:
Add to sk*rt Add to digg Add to reddit 

2 Responses to “Now that’s a Happy Meal”

  1. 1. Jessica said:
    May 16, 2007 @ 4:11 pm | Quote

    I usually make it a rule not to comment on anybody’s blog post who lives in my house, but I will make an exception just to say, “Get the eff out!”

    That little girl’s father’s eyes must have done this OO !

    That is just hilarious. I mean, it’s not, but it is.

  2. 2. Abel said:
    May 17, 2007 @ 3:17 am | Quote

    Darn, many weird things done by kids. But here’s a twist: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL1631079020070516

RSS feed for comments on this post.

Leave a comment

Comments are moderated and may not appear immediately in an effort to remove commercial messages, irrelevancies, excessive foul language, racist/sexist/hateful comments, spoofed/cloaked IPs and/or personal attacks and will be edited/deleted at our discretion. Thank you for your patience.

>> Blog Home

Categories:

Hot Topics:

Jon and Kate plus 8 (8218 comments)
Last comment by: Catarina the Doctor on 2008-05-17 16:39:55

Jon and Kate Plus 8 - Color Me Gosselin (491 comments)
Last comment by: Catarina the Doctor on 2008-05-17 16:37:25

Domestic bliss (10 comments)
Last comment by: Rita on 2008-05-17 14:36:07

M-M-M-My Mirena (22 comments)
Last comment by: Rita on 2008-05-17 08:51:38

Selling for Scholars (4 comments)
Last comment by: Philly on 2008-05-17 08:38:51

Recent Posts:

Custody Battle

Selling for Scholars

Co sleepers anonymous

Mom should have known better

Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda…But Probably Won’t

Advertisement
Our supporters:

Our Feeds:
Entire Blog
Criminal Justice
Education
Entertainment
Family
General
Health
Heard on the Net
Humor
MILF Resources
News & Politics
Parenting
Products & Tips
Religion
Social Issues


Archives:

Currently on
The Imperfect Parent:

Home/Office
by Dana Tuszke

The IP Bookshelf

Mominatrix
by Kristen Chase

The Parental is Political
by Julie Marsh

Growing Pains
by Elizabeth Thompson

Return to The Imperfect Parent

 

"A diamond with a flaw is worth more than a pebble without imperfections." -- Chinese Proverb