While you are sitting there this evening, cursing the beeping, talking, whistling abominations that Santa brought this year, you can take comfort in the fact that you’re not dealing with what I am right now. Grandma decided to make good on her threat promise and gave my oldest son the one present he was really wanting this year…
WHAT’S THAT? OH — WHY YES, THEY ARE FULL-SIZE. AND YES, THEY ARE AS LOUD AS THEY LOOK.
Please send ibuprofen.
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