Phrases heard today around our new Democrat controlled congress

November 8th, 2006 by | Permalink

“Who has the mandate NOW, bitch?”

“Holy shit, Lieberman, what are you doing here?”

“I dunno, I kinda like ‘Pelosi Posse’.”

“I guess I can always go back to coaching wrestling.”

“I got your House Bill 11AR, 24-33, C, RIGHT HERE.”

“What do you mean we’re to blame now?”

“I hate to admit it, but that Santorum WAS kind of a dick.”

“OK, everyone, put your entitlement programs into this hat, and we’ll pick to see who goes first.”

“Yeah, no thanks to you, you Frankenstein-looking motherfucker.”

“I guess we don’t need to worry about election reform anymore, what’s next?”

“Rebulicaaannnnsss. Come out and plaaaayyyy.”

“Yes, Phil’s House of Drapes? You can go ahead and place that order.”

“mommy?!”

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