You know who you are, you sassy things.?‚? You attempt to look nice even with oatmeal on your shoe.?‚? You occasionally think about sex (even if it’s a fantasy or dream).?‚? You love your children and husband deeply. ?‚? You are educated, well-read, and think you can remember what it’s like to have a life.?‚? You may work for pay, or not.?‚? But lord knows, you WORK.?‚? You like cocktails and purses and shoes.?‚? You have a potty mouth and a big heart.?‚? You are whip-smart and aspire to hipness.?‚? Sometimes you cry.?‚? Sometimes you laugh.?‚? You feel more comfortable doing the former in private.?‚? You look in the mirror and still see remnants of your former self… but look closely for impending age.?‚? You rely on your girlfriends to keep you plugged in to fashion, love, and yourself.
You may think, occasionally, that you’re alone.?‚? But, trust me, you’re not.?‚? We’re all here with you, the sister MILFs.?‚? And in addition to thinking you’re fabulous, we’d love to share a drink and a laugh with you!
Let’s make a date and have a virtual girls night out.
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