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Teenagers+Shakira=Future

Posted April 21, 2006 at 3:24 pm by Jessica

Mamacita reminds me, bigger kids = bigger problems. Is this what I have to look forward to?? Even though I have boys and Ms. Joan here has daughters, it doesn’t make me feel any better, in fact, I think I’m in for even BIGGER problems.

HIPS DON’T LIE? Man, the dreaded Shakira! As far as I know, my oldest daughter, now 15, has never even been on a date. She sure as hell better have lying hips! The mere thought of it…Ah, but she does love to test me, just to see if I’m noticing. The other part of the time she’s telling me to stay out of her life.

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